Teacher-student ke Chut-kule

1.Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?
Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi...
😄😄😄😄😃😃!

2.Teacher pappu se: brao agar me tumhe teesri ankh lgane ki shakti du to tum kaha lgaoge?
pappu: ji ,apne hat ki badi anguli par
teacher: badi anguli par kyu?
pappu: taki vo anguli apki gand me dal kar dekh saku ki esa kaun sa keeda hai apki gand me jo ap sare sawal mujhse hi puchhte hai .br
😝 😂 😆 😆 😆 😂 😂 😉 👍🏻

3.Maulvi Shaab: btao 'tajmahal' kisne aur kyu banbbaya tha
Akbar: Maulvi Shaab,Shahjaha ne begam ke liye banbaya tha unke pyaar me.
Maulvi Shaab: Nahi Akbar taki Shahjaha ko Muthh na marni pade.
Akbar: Maa chod diye Maulbi Shaab.
Maluvi shaab: are nahi nahi begam ko to aap ke pariwar me sab ne pela h😊...
🤣😂😂

4.Teacher:pintu, btao prathvi gol hai ya chapti?
pintu: sar, mujhe nahi pta,
Teacher:jab pta nahi , to school kyu ate ho?
pintu: sir, yahi to janne ata hun.
🤣☹️🤣🤣🤣😣😂😂😂

5.Teacher: pintu , tumhari akal ghas charne gyi hai kya?
pintu: nahi sir, vo to gay lekar gyi hai.
🤭

6.Teacher: pintu , tum school kyu ate ho?
pintu: sir, apki vajah se.
Teacher:meri vajah se kyu?
pintu: ha sir,agar ap ghar ajate to me school kyu aata?
😜😜 😜 😜😜