Ass-li-il Shayari

1.Hum us bewafa se kya dil laga baithe,
Khali faat apni sukoon ki maa chuda baithe.
Wo to chup-chaap so gaye kisi ke bistar pe jaake,
Hum saala apne hi jhaanton mein aag laga baithe.

2.Kismat ki gaand phat gayi anjaane mein,
Lauda bhi kat ke gir gaya sehlaane mein.

3.Ladkiyon ke hostel ka guard roz daaru peene ke baad bakta tha:
“Mera naam Taklu Lal, kiski chut mein kitne baal???”
Ek ladki boli:
“Meri chut mein itne baal ki phas jaayega usme Taklu Lal…”

4.Teen din baad Taklu Lal bola:
“Goli chalegi ghode se, chut phategi laude se,
Jal jaayenge saare baal, bach niklega Taklu Lal…”

5.Ladki boli:
“Surakshit kaale mere baal,
Veet/Nair ne kiya kamaal,
Bach jaayenge mere baal,
Maa chudaaye Taklu Lal…”

6.Use baarish pasand thi, aur mujhe baarish mein wo,
Use bheegna pasand tha, aur mujhe bheegi hui wo,
Mujhe wo pasand thi, aur use koi aur,
Isliye maa chudwaaye baarish, aur maa chudwaaye wo.

7.Nawab ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya,
Ghaghre ke neeche se paani laal aata hai,
Kya begum ka bhosda bhi Banaras wala paan khaata hai?

8.Adhoora sa lagta hai,
Jab baadal ho aur baarish na ho,
Jab zindagi ho aur pyaar na ho,
Jab tan ke khada ho aur jugaad na ho!

9.Arz kiya hai:
Usne honthon se chhoo kar laude pe nasha kar diya,
Lund ki baat to aur thi yaaro,
Usne to jhaanton ko bhi khada kar diya.

10.Koi nanga hokar mere saamne aa jaaye,
Main uski gaand maar loon mujhe sabr aa jaaye.
Jiska sab kuch thikaane lag gaya,
Wo chud chud ke paise kamaane lag gaya.