Pati-Patni Chut-kule

1.Biwi: Tum cigarette peena kab chhodoge?
Pati: Usi din jab tum bolna chhodogi!

2.Pati: Main tumhare bina nahi reh sakta!
Patni: Oh, kitna pyaar hai mujhse!
Pati: Nahi, main khana banana nahi jaanta!

3.Pati: Agar main mar jaaun to tum kya karogi?
Patni: Bank balance check karungi!!

4.Pati: Maine suna hai shaadi ke baad aadmi ki umar kam ho jaati hai.
Patni: Haan, main bhi tumhein tadap-tadap ke jeene nahi doongi!

5.Patni: Tum mujhse pyaar karte ho?
Pati: Haan, utna jitna tum mujhse ladti ho!

6.Pati ne pyaar se kaha: Kaash tum shakkar hoti, kabhi to meetha bolti...
Patni: Kaash tum adrak hote, kasam se ji bhar ke koot ti!

7.Patni: Mujhe shopping karne le chalo!
Pati: Tumne pichhle hafte hi to ki thi!
Patni: Ab yaadein taaza karne ke liye jaana hai!

8.Pati: Mujhe tumhare haath ka khana bahut pasand hai.
Patni: Sach?
Pati: Haan, isliye main bahar khata hoon taaki tumhari mehnat barbaad na ho!

9.Pati: Main aaj bahut khush hoon!
Patni: Kyun?
Pati: Tumhara munh aadhe ghante se band tha!

10.Pati (sochte hue): Shaadi ke baad zindagi hi badal gayi.
Patni: Kya badal gaya?
Pati: Pehle doston ke saath party, ab tumhare saath TV ke saamne serial!